NASIOC - Our very own Impreza25, owned by teh wimmenz in the middle of "no where."

Today, 01:34 AM

AcquaCow

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Member#: 36838

Join Date: May 2003

Location: Sterling VA 2000-2.5RS

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Our very own Impreza25, owned by teh wimmenz in the middle of "no where."

Quote:

Impreza25: yo
Impreza25: plz be there
AcquaCow: ?
Impreza25: ok good i need help
Impreza25: im over at this girls house, just bang'd here but now i need to dip, wht should i do?
AcquaCow: was she a cripple?
Impreza25: naw
Impreza25: she kkool
Impreza25: just nagging and being a bitch now
Impreza25: help me!!!!
AcquaCow: google: angry pirate
Impreza25: no help me damnit
AcquaCow: goo in her eye and kick her in the shin
Impreza25: lol
Impreza25: i did all this **** to her and everything, eat, finger, and ****, but then im like so wht do i get, shes like haha shiit, im like **** YOU
Impreza25: dude i got robed...
AcquaCow: post in OT and declare WAPCE
Impreza25: lol
Impreza25: the site dont work on here
AcquaCow: sad
Impreza25: dude she is watching em like a hawk, she was just over my shoulder
Impreza25: help!!!!!
AcquaCow: get up and walk out
Impreza25: cant she took my keys
Impreza25: lol
Impreza25: and im like in the middle of no where dude
Impreza25: iill get lsot in the wooods
AcquaCow: fight her
Impreza25: idk where they are
Impreza25: she like hid them bitchs
AcquaCow: punch her in the ovary
Impreza25: *** will that do. she knows where they are,
Impreza25: fighting wont help lol
Impreza25: dave your not helping
AcquaCow: *you're
Impreza25: shut up im scared and cant type
AcquaCow: man, how are you ever going to fight me if you can't punch a bitch in the ovary?
AcquaCow: you gotta play dirty
Impreza25: why would i hit her
Impreza25: that wont solve anything
AcquaCow: have you tried it?

There is no hope for this one...

-- Dave

Today, 01:36 AM	#2
DjBunny n00berator Member#: 6573 Join Date: May 2001 Location: The whole damn Tri-state area 03 WRX Silver on Gold

Today, 01:37 AM	#3
LA Scooby Newbie Member#: 7119 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: chesapeake va usa 2000 impreza rs blue ridge pearl	haha that is funny, i liked the "*you're" correction, it was very classy

Today, 01:43 AM	#4
intence Scooby Specialist Member#: 58477 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NoVA 04 WRX Aspen White	is he on a hiptop or something

Today, 01:52 AM	#5
banzai Scooby Specialist Member#: 63926 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Virginia Beach wrap your turbo!	sucks to be him right now....

Today, 02:08 AM	#6
Impreza25 Scooby Specialist Member#: 66501 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Laurel, MD 2005 fastAr 2.5RSTi, Come Fly With Me	I made it, I saw the keys behind a movie...i waited for her to go to the bathroom, and bam i dipped...i hate wimmenz right now! Ive never ran so fast in my life, I grabbed keys, ran out the door unlocked the mofo and backed up the full length of the street (dead end road) turned it around, and went. But on the plus side, the road she lives near is nice and twisty , and she was a hottie, that’s why I went over...i should have never trusted the "divining rod"...man this was a big mistake…I was on her computer the whole time and she keep standing over my shoulder when I was talking to Dave…man im going to have nightmares… -Evan

Today, 02:10 AM	#7
D_Block Scooby Specialist Member#: 64127 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VB, BEOTCH!! 2002 PSM w/black suede screens and 18's	Man, you ate coochie and didnt even get some headwork??? Are you sure you're black???

Today, 02:13 AM

Impreza25

Scooby Specialist

Member#: 66501

Join Date: Jul 2004

Location: Laurel, MD

2005 fastAr
2.5RSTi, Come Fly With Me

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_Block

Man, you ate coochie and didnt even get some headwork??? Are you sure you're black???

lol thats why i got up and said WT F...and was ready to dip out. i did all that work and she aint give back...what a bitch!!!!!

im white on the inside, and black on the out...but the brother in me almost came out and slaped a bitch...

-Evan

Today, 02:58 AM	#9
jmj1112 Scooby Specialist Member#: 57051 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: SS MD/www.gearboxtech.com 02 WRB w STi int vf22 st cut ppg gears	way too f ing funny ........damn need to make sure I add another vote for Dave!!!!!

Today, 03:07 AM	#10
chri3 Scooby Specialist Member#: 16245 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Doing yuor sister since 1982	You should've waited till she was asleep and killed a kitten on her face and THEN left.

Today, 03:07 AM	#11
chri3 Scooby Specialist Member#: 16245 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Doing yuor sister since 1982	oh yeah...TTIWWOP

Today, 03:39 AM	#12
saint_foo Scooby Specialist Member#: 64364 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Buffalo Wing Factory, Ashburn 1234 PA Crew are my heroes!!!	This is an OT thread.

Today, 04:53 AM	#13
Calebz Scooby Specialist Member#: 54398 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: McKinney TX 1987 Soob TurboWagon Not Quite Stock	What the hell is wrong with you guys?!?!?!? You are supposed to steal her purse on the way out.

Today, 07:48 AM

#14

scoobyimprza

Scooby Guru

Member#: 24956

Join Date: Sep 2002

Location: Pangea

1998 EJ20G Type R
SPB <3 yer momz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chri3

You should've waited till she was asleep and killed a kitten on her face and THEN left.

It's funnier if you do it on the toilet seat.

Today, 08:53 AM	#15
mav1c n00b Moderator Member#: 560 Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Woodbridge, VA 2002 WRX Wagon, S2K Black, Blue	Thought you guys would be amused, but this is obviously not...ummmm....appropriate.

Today, 12:10 PM	#16
SQUAD_907 I don't FIVE a ** Moderator Member#: 15107 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location:** Anchorage, AK

Today, 12:54 PM	#17
DjBunny n00berator Member#: 6573 Join Date: May 2001 Location: The whole damn Tri-state area 03 WRX Silver on Gold	What's even funnier is Acquacow and I were talking and the guy kept asking "What do I tell her?!?! I need excuses!!!!" I said he should have known better than to give it up to a girl before he recieves his own. Durr. p.s. Mav1c...mr-cool-newbie-mod-like-meee sidle wouldn't you like a purty purple title under your name???

Today, 1:24 PM	#18
vBulletinGod umm, pwnt? Moderator Member#: 0 Join Date: Big Bang Location: Deep inside your forum	yoink